How do you charge that sassy thing?

So, you’ve finally treated yourself to a sleek new personal massager (aka your new bestie). She’s gorgeous, she’s powerful, and let’s be honest—she’s about to know you better than your favorite playlist. But wait… before the magic begins, there’s one small but very important detail:

👉 You gotta charge that sassy thing!

⚡ Step 1: Find Her Charging Port

Most modern massagers come with a USB charging cable. Look for a tiny charging port—sometimes it’s hidden in plain sight under a little silicone flap to keep it waterproof. Don’t panic if you can’t find it at first—your toy isn’t playing hide-and-seek, it’s just discreet.

💡 Tip: If it’s a waterproof toy, the charging hole might look sealed. Yes, the charger still goes in there (the silicone closes back up when you pull it out). Magic, right?

⚡ Step 2: Plug It In

Attach the charging cable and connect it to a USB power source (laptop, wall adapter, or even your phone charger). Just… maybe not at work. Unless HR has very progressive policies.

Most toys will light up while charging—think of it as her little wink saying: “I’ll be ready for you soon.”

⚡ Step 3: Be Patient, Darling

Good things take time. Depending on the model, a full charge can take anywhere from 1 to 3 hours. Use that time wisely:

  • Light some candles 🕯

  • Put on your “me-time” playlist 🎶

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⚡ Step 4: Know When She’s Ready

Most massagers have an indicator light that changes (often from red to green) when fully charged. That’s your cue. She’s not just ready—she’s recharged, re-energized, and waiting for action.

⚡ Step 5: Aftercare

  • Always unplug after charging.

  • Store the cable somewhere safe (you’ll thank yourself later).

  • Avoid overcharging overnight if the instructions say so—it’s not a phone, it’s your pleasure partner.

💖 Final Thoughts

Charging your toy might feel like a chore, but think of it this way: it’s the foreplay before the foreplay. Take care of your massager, and she’ll take care of you (again… and again… and again).

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Perfect 😏🔥 Let’s add a cheeky FAQ section at the end of the blog to answer the most common (and funniest) charging questions people secretly wonder about.

⚡ Cheeky Charging FAQ:

❓ Can I use my toy while it’s charging?

👉 Nope. This isn’t your phone—you don’t Netflix and charge with this queen. Wait until she’s juiced up and unplugged. Safety first, orgasms second.

❓ What if I lose the charging cable?

👉 Been there. Some toys use universal USB cables, others use proprietary ones. If it’s the fancy kind, check the brand’s website (or Nyx Collection’s shop) for replacements. Pro tip: Label it, so you don’t mix it up with your Kindle.

❓ Can I overcharge my toy?

👉 Most modern toys have smart charging, so they’ll stop pulling power once full. Still, best not to leave it plugged in forever—she’s a partner, not a nightlight.

❓ How often should I charge it?

👉 Depends on how often you two “hang out.” 😉 If you’re a once-a-week kind of user, charge after every 2–3 uses. If you’re on the daily plan, keep that charger handy.

❓ My toy isn’t charging—what now?

👉 First, don’t panic. Try a different USB port, wall adapter, or cable. If she’s still ignoring you, it could be time to contact customer support. (No ghosting allowed in relationships, even with toys.)

❓ Can I charge it in public?

👉 Sure… but picture explaining to your barista why your “massager” is plugged into the café’s charging station. 🫠 Probably best to keep charging dates at home.

💖 There you go—charging questions answered, sass intact.

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